Okay, for some strange odd reason, myself and my friend Olay cannot get onto this blog. So this post is a despreat attempt for us to activate the blog. Nothing truly important is going on in this post so you can completely ignore it. I personally don't care.

Mark

My friend Kelly has been kind enough to give a few of her ideas for the list since no one else has said anything.

General Cluster- the general at Big Horn. How dumb are you to piss off a bunch of native americans with rifles better than yours?

Edgar Allen Poe- this guy rocked. I personally love him to death. BUT YOU DO NOT MARRY YOUR COUSIN! THAT IS JUST EW!

Thank you, come again

A new person for the list.

Julius Caesar- He may have had a wonderful salad named after him but him was definatly not a wonderful person. He is now on the slap list.

Well, I haven't gotten any emails, but I will not be discouraged! I will continue on. I will hold my head up high and go about me life as if nothing happened.

*crawls into a corner and cries patheticly

Just go now, all of you. Just go.

Sometime in the near or distant future time machine will be developed and I, for one, want to be prepared. The past is full of despicable and evil people that deserve a good slapping. All of known history is full of these people. And once the time machines become available problems such as this will be able to be rectified. Therefore I am making this list that will record all the people that I, when the opportunity arises, will want to give a good hard slap.

King David- this dude is just fucked up. That whole Bathseba thing was just nasty, not to mention wrong. He ended up losing several kids that way. And what the hell are you going to do with that many wives and concubines? Bloody prick.

Abaslom- this kid was worse than his father, Davie-boy. He got all of King David’s wives and concubines and fucked them all in brood daylight with everybody around and about. He was a nasty kid and eventually died a gnarly death, but what can a little slap hurt?

Hitler- One word- Holocaust. Need I say more? Yes, I realize that even with the beauty of time travel I may not get close enough to him to lay a finger on him without getting thrown in some concentration camp, but bare with me here. This guy needed some serious slapping, you have to admit that.

Stalin- the guy is to admired for his faith in communism, but when it’s killing billions of people, you need to give it up. He had a slap coming at him for a long time.

Queen Mary Tutor- she killed thousands of people just because they didn’t like her religion. What more do you need for a decent slapping?

King Henry VIII- I seriously had second thoughts on this one. What person who had five wives, started his own religion for his own convenience, and was incredibly sexist is not somewhat amusing. But for all those reasons and more, he’s got to be slapped. Not to mention that weight problem. Don’t tell me they didn’t have dietitians back then.

Adam and Eve- the whole reason we are in this rut. Every person one this planet wants a piece of those two.

Pol Pot- dude, this guy was evil. The Khmer Rouge is up there with the Nazis. Why would genocide be a good idea in any scenario? I guess you have to be psycho for that one to make sense. If anyone is getting a slapping, this guy is getting one.

Those were some of the obvious ones. Now I want some of you people to tell me who deserves to be slapped and why.

somethingmorbid88@yahoo.com

don't be shy and don't send anything nasty.

Mark, the slapper of bad people